"What we’re about to tell you is so shocking . . .
. . . we ask that you please be seated before reading on.
There once was a time when “home entertainment system” meant “jigsaw puzzle” and "interactive experience” meant “wedgie.”
Honest to Pete.
Not yet chained to their high-tech toys, bored kids actually left the house and did things with other kids, instead of plopping down in a dark room strewn with empty Red Bull cans and dirty socks to IM their friend around the corner and update their daily blog documenting exactly what they had for lunch that day and exactly how they felt about it.
Unbelievable, but true."